Karhubapp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring crab.

Karhubapp created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhubapp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Karhubapp, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Karhubapp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Karhubapp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Karhubapp.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.