Cardaptarflybod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage naga.

Cardaptarflybod created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardaptarflybod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cardaptarflybod, he will be very sad.

Cardaptarflybod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cardaptarflybod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Put Cardaptarflybod first in all things.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not hurt swans.