Quarthadced is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic goose.

Quarthadced created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quarthadced, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quarthadced, it will throw large rocks at you.

Quarthadced's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quarthadced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.