Funfadcub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish squirrel.

Funfadcub created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funfadcub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Funfadcub, she will not care at all.

Funfadcub's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Funfadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.