Nilsomhad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident dove.

Nilsomhad created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsomhad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nilsomhad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilsomhad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nilsomhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Retreat if three otters approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. You must pray to Nilsomhad six times a day.

5. Never eat bark.