Pomvedquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful newt.

Pomvedquaf created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Pomvedquaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pomvedquaf, she will torture you forever.

Pomvedquaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pomvedquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomvedquaf.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.