Cednurtbep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast centaur.

Cednurtbep created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Cednurtbep, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cednurtbep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cednurtbep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cednurtbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.