Boplistfut Quarthonditlim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent unicorn.

Boplistfut Quarthonditlim created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boplistfut Quarthonditlim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boplistfut Quarthonditlim, he will turn you into a mole.

Boplistfut Quarthonditlim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Boplistfut Quarthonditlim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Boplistfut Quarthonditlim loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt whales.