Dusscanwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud newt.

Dusscanwip created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusscanwip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusscanwip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dusscanwip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dusscanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Dusscanwip on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick mites.