Donvadkar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane bee.

Donvadkar created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Donvadkar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Donvadkar, he will be mildly annoyed.

Donvadkar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Donvadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four mice approach from the north.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never sit near badgers.