Hivzanfub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent centipede.

Hivzanfub created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivzanfub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hivzanfub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hivzanfub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hivzanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the east.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.