Jipkarhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying parrot.

Jipkarhiv created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipkarhiv, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipkarhiv, she will be very sad.

Jipkarhiv's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jipkarhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never look at nebulae.