Parkstig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent lion.

Parkstig created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkstig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Parkstig, he will ignore you.

Parkstig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Parkstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkstig.

5. Parkstig loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.