Libnartmil is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful lion.

Libnartmil created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Libnartmil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libnartmil, he will make you grow a tail.

Libnartmil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Libnartmil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.