Tablidfig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart dragonfly.

Tablidfig created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Tablidfig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tablidfig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tablidfig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tablidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Run away if seven sheep approach from the east.

5. Always obey Tablidfig's priests.