Fosstankon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered toad.

Fosstankon created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstankon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fosstankon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fosstankon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fosstankon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fosstankon on top of important buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.