Sterxuckbid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient naga.

Sterxuckbid created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterxuckbid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sterxuckbid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sterxuckbid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sterxuckbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sterxuckbid.