Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered cow.

Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg, he will ignore you.

Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawcabnarl Vagmotlarg.