Tagfodrot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving snail.

Tagfodrot created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagfodrot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagfodrot, it will turn you into a slug.

Tagfodrot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tagfodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Hide if three goats approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not chop down trees.