Flagsatmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient mouse.

Flagsatmob created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagsatmob, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flagsatmob, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flagsatmob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flagsatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flagsatmob.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Flagsatmob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.