Bothitbin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient meerkat.

Bothitbin created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bothitbin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bothitbin, he will laugh at you.

Bothitbin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bothitbin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the south.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Bothitbin loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.