Hadbinnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent fly.

Hadbinnurl created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hadbinnurl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadbinnurl, she will turn you into a worm.

Hadbinnurl's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hadbinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.