Rowadflam Cipkablan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered coyote.

Rowadflam Cipkablan created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowadflam Cipkablan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowadflam Cipkablan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rowadflam Cipkablan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rowadflam Cipkablan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine moths approach from the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowadflam Cipkablan.

5. Pray towards the east.