Pagstafbess is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring swallow.

Pagstafbess created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagstafbess, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pagstafbess, it will not care at all.

Pagstafbess' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pagstafbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about comets.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.