Bogyarpveen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic donkey.

Bogyarpveen created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogyarpveen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogyarpveen, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bogyarpveen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bogyarpveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never sing near porpoises.

4. You must love Bogyarpveen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.