Kipjonrot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident scorpion.

Kipjonrot created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Kipjonrot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kipjonrot, he will turn you into a rock.

Kipjonrot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kipjonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never pour water over plants.