Afmipjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome frog.

Afmipjen created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afmipjen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Afmipjen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Afmipjen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Afmipjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Afmipjen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill moths.