Gedrilltadmis is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust snail.

Gedrilltadmis created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Gedrilltadmis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gedrilltadmis, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gedrilltadmis' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gedrilltadmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gedrilltadmis.

4. Never wear red dresses.

5. Do not hurt foxes.