Podkartik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody jellyfish.

Podkartik created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podkartik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podkartik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Podkartik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Podkartik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Podkartik on top of all buildings.

5. Do not hurt great tits.