Tadbudbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak dove.

Tadbudbif created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbudbif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadbudbif, he will not invite you to parties.

Tadbudbif's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tadbudbif's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Tadbudbif loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadbudbif.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.