Vogpit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy otter.

Vogpit created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogpit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vogpit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Vogpit loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.