Vegsomsad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever scorpion.

Vegsomsad created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegsomsad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegsomsad, it will be very sad.

Vegsomsad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vegsomsad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vegsomsad.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegsomsad.

4. Run away if nine snakes approach from the east.

5. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.