Fabfemwabtal is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart wombat.

Fabfemwabtal created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabfemwabtal, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabfemwabtal, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fabfemwabtal's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fabfemwabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown corsets.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.