Fabfemwabtal is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, smart
wombat.
Fabfemwabtal created matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fabfemwabtal, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fabfemwabtal, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Fabfemwabtal's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Fabfemwabtal's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown corsets.
2. Seals are not to be trusted.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not hurt monkeys.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.