Parkbasslargfly is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying alligator.

Parkbasslargfly created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbasslargfly, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Parkbasslargfly, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Parkbasslargfly's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Parkbasslargfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkbasslargfly.

3. Put Parkbasslargfly first in all things.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Always help sick horses.