Zakarfquagvol is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, witless
wombat.
Zakarfquagvol created a quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zakarfquagvol, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Zakarfquagvol, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Zakarfquagvol's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Zakarfquagvol's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always look after injured shrews.
3. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Do not speak about cherries.