Zanwaprutt Budwotjinlipciddadmab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic rat.

Zanwaprutt Budwotjinlipciddadmab created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanwaprutt Budwotjinlipciddadmab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zanwaprutt Budwotjinlipciddadmab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zanwaprutt Budwotjinlipciddadmab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zanwaprutt Budwotjinlipciddadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look at moons.