Jamhakbell Pingedbom Nabcarlad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane capybara.

Jamhakbell Pingedbom Nabcarlad created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamhakbell Pingedbom Nabcarlad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamhakbell Pingedbom Nabcarlad, he will turn you into a dog.

Jamhakbell Pingedbom Nabcarlad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jamhakbell Pingedbom Nabcarlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never jump in the presence of seals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never bounce in holy places.
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