Bembellwot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered salamander.

Bembellwot created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bembellwot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bembellwot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bembellwot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bembellwot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bembellwot.