Hinbonlog Flabsantom Gunzagzod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate alligator.

Hinbonlog Flabsantom Gunzagzod created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbonlog Flabsantom Gunzagzod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinbonlog Flabsantom Gunzagzod, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hinbonlog Flabsantom Gunzagzod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hinbonlog Flabsantom Gunzagzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Hide if seven turtles approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look at moons.