Weearfpop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong slug.

Weearfpop created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Weearfpop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weearfpop, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Weearfpop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Weearfpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Weearfpop on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Weearfpop.

5. Do not hurt horses.