Betnurcip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast hydra.

Betnurcip created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Betnurcip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Betnurcip, it will make you grow a tail.

Betnurcip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Betnurcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.