Guttanbat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless shark.

Guttanbat created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guttanbat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Guttanbat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Guttanbat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Guttanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Guttanbat first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guttanbat.