Wegbifgun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented dryad.

Wegbifgun created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbifgun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegbifgun, he will not care at all.

Wegbifgun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wegbifgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.