Mobratkanjap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise centipede.

Mobratkanjap created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobratkanjap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobratkanjap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobratkanjap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mobratkanjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.