Dissfidvan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous wolf.

Dissfidvan created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissfidvan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dissfidvan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dissfidvan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dissfidvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Dissfidvan six times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.