Fasbudtab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable fly.

Fasbudtab created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasbudtab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fasbudtab, it will not care at all.

Fasbudtab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fasbudtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasbudtab.

3. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat figs.