Podnuttced is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent donkey.

Podnuttced created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podnuttced, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Podnuttced, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Podnuttced's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Podnuttced's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Podnuttced on top of important buildings.