Donyarpas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid cat.

Donyarpas created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Donyarpas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Donyarpas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Donyarpas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Donyarpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to bats while wearing indigo hats.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Do not commit murder.