Stafkonxinhub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful dingo.

Stafkonxinhub created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Stafkonxinhub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stafkonxinhub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stafkonxinhub's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stafkonxinhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed gooseberries to mice while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never write about gravity.