Stannatkap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless slug.

Stannatkap created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannatkap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stannatkap, it will laugh at you.

Stannatkap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stannatkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.